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Movember - Midway
Posted by Kaden: November 19, 200919 days into Movember and I am well into the gestation period of Mo growing, having now produced slightly more facial hair than the average Sphynx Cat. I know this as I have moved from Code Yellow (’You missed a bit’) to Code Orange (’You’re not planning on keeping that are you?’) in the last couple of days. I fear Code Red could see the end of my relationship.
I felt that now was an appropriate time to talk about the pro’s and con’s of having a Mo. There are many of both, of course, however we only have time for a couple today. The main pro, and if only I had known this when I was in school, is that having a Mo completely negates any need to produce identification where it was previously required. You can practically approach a nightclub doorman wearing a nappy and sucking on a bottle and if you’re sporting a Mo, you’ll be let in. Bear in mind, once you’re inside the Mo also negates any chance you ever had of success with ‘the ladies’. In fact, the Mo literally creates an invisible ‘lady free’ barrier which no respectable maiden will cross.
Interestingly, the chances of successfully picking up your brothers/sisters/cousins/friend’s child from primary school are also significantly reduced when carrying a Mo. There seems to be an inexplicable air of suspicion around a middle aged man in stubbies and a blue singlet hanging around public schools at home time. I’ll have to remember to get out of the van next time.
Undoubtedly, the biggest pro about growing a Mo is the money raised in support of male depression and prostate cancer research. If you would like to see me make it through to day 30, please show your support and donate here. I’m not just doing this for fun, and I know where you live…
Kaden Kennedy
Human Resources
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Yes………………..well we are moving
Crick
That’s just unkind Mum…
We have had a good chuckle
xx